askoresamahimself:

julchensblog:

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I must say Schwester… It looks very good on you *holds in his breath, to avoid laughter*

Shut your tits, we all wore shit like that back then, don’t you remember :I

At least we had pants, unlike the romans…

whoivealwaysbeenteam:

Abuse of Tn Walking Horses:

“The video shows Walking Horses getting beaten with wooden sticks and zapped with cattle prods, and enduring the application of caustic chemicals like mustard oil and diesel fuel to their ankles, which were then wrapped in plastic and metal chains to increase the pain. The resulting soreness, which gives the practice of “soring” its name, induces the horse to lift its front legs in the show ring, creating the gait – a flinch, really, as “Nightline” correspondent Brian Ross noted — for which the breed is famous. The electric shocks “help” the horses develop an insensitivity to pain; if show judges check for evidence of soring or other abusive practices used to create the gait, the logic goes, the horse won’t react.”  http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/pepsi-pulls-sponsorship-of-horse-show-after-controversial-footage-airs.html

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE ABUSE AT: http://www.change.org/petitions/the-u-s-senate-stop-the-abuse-of-tennessee-walking-horses?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

((I know this has nothing to do with my askblog, but guys, if you’re from the US, please sign this. What they do to these animals is cruel, and so horrible.))

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askoresamahimself:

julchensblog:

Wouldn’t that be totally awesome? I could just burn away all the annoying people, I could randomly roast some Wurst… Gosh. It’d be amazing.

((totally forgot the scar. forgive me.))

Schwester… und Fire.

Man she can roast my wurst then, would be awesome. But dangerous when she gets drunk… possibilty of burning down Ivan’s house or setting fire to his vodka.

-keseseseeee-

Oh, I WOULD roast your Wurst, Bruder. I never knew you had such fetishes.

*ahem* I SET FIRE TO THE RAAAAAAAAAIN
WATCHED IT POOOUR AS I
TOUCHED YOUR FAAAACE

Thats what I really would love to do. 

Wouldn’t that be totally awesome? I could just burn away all the annoying people, I could randomly roast some Wurst… Gosh. It’d be amazing.

((totally forgot the scar. forgive me.))

Hm, I didn’t like sweden, but…

YAY RUSSIA IS SECOND PLACE WHOO 

HOORAY FOR THEM FUNKY GRANDMAS

pimpwentz:

askbelarusarlovskaya:

kolmaster:

askbelarusarlovskaya:

julchensblog:

((Wenns Schweden wird bin ich traurig, ich fand das Lied scheiße. :I Gekreische, langsam, langweilig, und Licht, bei dem man fast n epileptischen Anfall kriegt…

Deutschland war eh dat beste))

ach ka was ich gut finde kriegt keine punkte X`D

 Ich misch mich einfach mal ganz frech ein. Ich fand Island das beste und Deutschland war grauenhaft

mhmm naja  ich mochte auch Dänemarkl und Italien und die bekommen ja wirklich kein punkte XD

Island war cool, ja. Estland war auch echt gut, aber Albanien und Schweden mocht ich gar nicht. Auch Spanien hat mich enttäuscht. Die sollen trotzdem mal die Russen hochvoten. XD

askbelarusarlovskaya:

julchensblog:

((Wenns Schweden wird bin ich traurig, ich fand das Lied scheiße. :I Gekreische, langsam, langweilig, und Licht, bei dem man fast n epileptischen Anfall kriegt…

Deutschland war eh dat beste))

ach ka was ich gut finde kriegt keine punkte X`D

((Na, entweder Italien oder die russischen Omis. Türkei oder Deutschland wären auch cool, aber come on, die russischen Omis - wenn die gewinnen würden, das wär doch mal was XD))

((Wenns Schweden wird bin ich traurig, ich fand das Lied scheiße. :I Gekreische, langsam, langweilig, und Licht, bei dem man fast n epileptischen Anfall kriegt…

Deutschland war eh dat beste))

youknowyouregerman:

Listen to his song “Standig Still” here! :-)

o-oh ivan-san

you look so sugoi today

and so… mysterious

((ugggh, but then I’d have to draw her getting rounder and rounder for 9 MONTHS… thats a really long tiiiiime…))

((Oh IIII’M sorry anon-sama-sensei-chan, I can’t see your kawaii face, so I do not know what you are talking about… *whistles and walks away*

…I dont know wether I should make her pregnant yet okay))

1. Because I love him. Hard to admit and even harder to understand, yeah, but I actually do. 

2. Very much so. Though he’s a dumb butt most of the time. But that’s okay, he has a 30 cm dick and a cute smile.

3. Boring? Well, I dunno, dear brother. You’re dating the stuck-up british prick, I’m dating the handsome russian that every fangirl in the world wants. I mean, we do fight a lot, but that’s okay. I probably would’ve left him already if we wouldn’t fight a bit.

4. I fought wars in a miniskirt. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

5. Yeah, I do.

6. On a toilet?

7. Nope.